Anonymous declares war on Facebook. Irony lost on most.

Members of Anonymous — the people who endeared themselves to me by pissing off the Church of Scientology — have recently vowed to destroy our old pal Facebook, claiming that the site spies on its users and gives their information to government agencies.

Well, duh.

This target is largely symbolic: Facebook is the antithesis of Anonymous. On Facebook, users are encouraged, nay, required to use their real names. This is in stark contrast to Anonymous’ usual hangouts like 4chan (never, EVER SFW), in which users are completely anonymous.

Also, Facebook has girls.

The hackers even had the audacity to set a date: November 5th. Because of course they did.

Photo used without permission. I mean, who am I supposed to ask?

« Go back